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Gregor: My son and Florence Ambrose wish to marry. She is a Bowman's Wolf. Technically, she is an artificial intelligence.
Secretary: No problem. People can marry whoever and whatever they like. Won't be a legal marriage though.
Gregor: We would like for it to be recognized as a legal marriage.
Gregor: This is going to require more cookies, isn't it?
Secretary: Hold on. Let me take a look at things before we do more damage to our waistlines.