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Gregor: Good afternoon. Is this where I obtain a wedding license?
Secretary: It is, and since you brought cookies, there must be more to it.
Secretary: One dozen, toffee chip, good quality. You need something unusual, possibly not covered by our current rules, but not illegal.
Gregor: You can deduce all that from a bag of cookies?
Secretary: You work this job for a while, you kind of get a feel for things.