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Edith: I have your measurements and some ideas. I shall draw some sketches up. This is a wedding dress. So no William Theiss designs here.
Florence: Who?
Edith: Costume designer. Known for the "Theiss Titillation Theory".
Edith: Paraphrased, the sexiness of an outfit is in direct proportion to that outfit having a wardrobe malfunction.
Florence: By that logic, Iron Man should have the sexiest outfit in the world.