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Secretary: Human. Homo sapien. Whereas a Bowman's wolf is classified by the Integrated Taxonomic Information System as... huh.
Gregor: Huh? What is huh?
Secretary: There's no entry. Her species has been patented. It's never been officially registered. At least not in this star system.
Secretary: Here, she's a new species waiting to be discovered and named.
Sam: Gentlemen, I believe we've found our loophole.