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Sam: We get 90 percent of the money she saved. She gets a big payday. We get an even bigger payday. Don't you want those big paydays to continue?
De Morel: Well, yeah.
Sam: Exactly. We give her the money. We hype this up. Put her on the news. We want every single person on this station looking at that money and saying "I want to do that."
De Morel: Yes. 480,000. I want to do that.
Sam: Oh. Thanks for reminding me. We'll need an oversight committee to ensure any savings are actually beneficial.