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Work leader: It is good to have a simple fusion reactor as our first project in our shift away from bomb making. They are very close to the same, with the main difference being the rate of hydrogen consumption.
Work leader: If you wish, we could modify your reactor design to give you a truly spectacular self destruct.
Ship: I am a commercial vessel. I am reasonably sure the ability to self destruct would significantly raise my insurance premiums, not to mention my docking fees.