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De Morel: As the only sqid, you are also the most obnoxious and repulsive sqid in the solar system.
Sam: If your novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald had met me, he would have said,
Sam: "The test of a first-rate sqid is the ability to embody two opposing ideals at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
De Morel: Did he say anything about the people around you being able to function?
Sam: Nope. It only applies to me. Makes life simpler that way.