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Florence: All systems look good.
Sam: Great. Ship, move us to the launch rail.
Ship: Negative. Only the captain can authorize launch.
Sam: I'm the captain!
Ship: Negative. The captain is the highest ranking human on board.
Niomi: We may need to renegotiate our contract.
Sam: Oh, come on, ship. You can't just hand someone a mutiny! They've got to earn it!